
That isn’t normal
we found hell

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
I feel a mighty need to see a fic about this
Lestat is so giving this to Louis for Christmas.
…Or already did.
Christmas, 1821, I received one of these.

Don’t let anyone else ruin your life. Only YOU can ruin your life. Go ruin your life. Set your house on fire.

^the vampire Mael’s “Not bad.” expression.
Comparison: Louis de Pointe du Lac returns Yvette to her friends and/or family in Interview with the Vampire, Sam Weber’s haunting, ethereal sketch from Uninvited… (via shroudsinvenice)
I AM VERY EXCITED AND ALSO VERY WORRIED SIMULTANEOUSLY AT THE SAME TIME
everybody who watched the Age of Ultron trailer (via crumbled-paper-hearts)
– also everybody who’s waiting on Prince Lestat

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