Bonsoir~ Merci beaucoup for rebloging and bumping my little murder families thing (which I intend to continue *ifIhaveotherstupidideashum*). I don’t know how you found it – my blog is so underground I have myself difficulties to find it – but I’m glad that you did enjoy it! I’m a very recent aficionada of IWTV (the movie): I saw it only 2 weeks ago, but I’ve fallen for Lestat (and Tom Cruise in that role). I absolutely love your blog, and your memes are a delight of fun. So again, thank you!

Heyyyy thanks for the compliments ♥u♥ You just saw the movie 2 wks ago?! omg wow you are very fresh blood for the fandom. Yummmm. Lestat has claimed another victim. If I may suggest, read the book. Let the movie be your gateway drug to the WHOLE SERIES *evil laughter*

Your murder families thing is hilarious! I love Hannibal/Lestat crossover action. Please do moar! Here’s one of mine:

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delfepryanichek:

Murder families’ crossover – Hannibal x Interview with the vampire : always tough when husbands want to leave.

Lestat gets touchy when comes the sensitive subject of throat cutting.

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[reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine…

vampchronfic:

vampiredevelopment:

Michael: Boy, the lengths you’ll go to sleep with a woman.
Gob: Believe me, we didn’t do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn’t.
Gob: Yes, I did.
Episode 1×17 “Altar Egos”

Lestat sleeps with women but I changed it to man because fuck heteronormativity plus it fits better on the page.

Homoerotiwreck

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Louis, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says u could have “network connectivity problems” [X]

What do you think Santiago’s motivation behind his persecution of Louis? I think he was madly (like, genuinely crazily, because he IS crazy) in love with Armand.

Santiago loves to persecute, he loved torturing his victims onstage, he’s a manipulative bastard! Even better when the victim is a particularly lovely creature like Louis ;]

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Yeah, I suspect and there is a secret fanfic that supports this theory that Santiago considered himself 2nd-in-command and maybe more to Armand, and he felt himself very usurped when Louis came into the picture, and had it in for Louis from the first moment Armand made heart-eyes at Louis.

Santiago was also a Vampire of the Rules, as long as following them worked for him. Louis had been an active accomplice in attempting to kill his own maker twice (THE cardinal undead crime); attempting to keep it a secret doesn’t engender trust in such a member, in fact it provides a good reason to feel threatened by them. 

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neoquaintrelle:

Ok…I can’t do this.

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♫Put that thing back where it came from or so help me… so help me, so help me♫ – and CUT. We’re still working on it… it’s a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers!