merciful-death:

ooc; “stfu u piece of shit”

“did you not listen to my talking for ten hours”

“you’d be so much more attractive if you didn’t open your mouth”

“i’d love to kill you but that’d be counterproductive since you need to publish this shit so lestat will wake the fuck up”

“yeah it didn’t have to end like that but MY LIFE IS FULL OF SORROW SO IT DID”

“GET OVER IT YOU’RE NOT FIVE THERE WON’T ALWAYS BE A FAIRYTALE ENDING”

“lol except nvm there will be because in like ten years Lestat and I will kiss and have sex in Carmel Valley”

^Accurate