“Armand, you icy bitch.” – David Talbot, The Vampire Armand, pg. 16
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Movie Meal Recreations
Interview with the Vampire, 1994
A sad slice of ham and like 10 grapes. Optional – two butter knives to eat this mistake.
#Nailed it.
adirotynd: OH MY GOD tvc iwtv I never actually noticed jesus christ these fucking no wonder everyone KNEW y’all were goddamn DEAD ‘yes tonight I think we’ll have two (2) slices of ham and maybe some grapes but only a few’ ‘grapes go with ham right it’s been so long since I tasted anything but the blood of the innocent I can’t rly lol jk’ ‘I meant I just love grapes with ham it’s my fave dish I wrap the grapes in the ham’ and no wonder Yvette was practically in tears she’s over there like Red on OItNB ‘I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOOD’
Movie Meal Recreations
Interview with the Vampire, 1994
A sad slice of ham and like 10 grapes. Optional – two butter knives to eat this mistake.
#Nailed it.
Angelic remarked how these pictures would be equally fitting with Louis, Armand, and Lestat. So I HAD to do it.
They’re shopping for Benji. Gold Giorgio Armani hot pants go with fedoras, right?
Lestat is offended bc he can’t tell that they are looking at hot pants, he thinks Armand is appraising Louis’ package.
MEANWHILE Lestat is wearing a Brooks Brothers suit like some kind of IRS analyst or some crap ffs. STOP IT WITH THE BROOKS BROTHERS.
Movie Meal Recreations
Interview with the Vampire, 1994
A sad slice of ham and like 10 grapes. Optional – two butter knives to eat this mistake.
#Nailed it.
I-want-my-IWTV 