Let me quote some people, with 100% accuracy.
Marius: Oh, did you not understand? Let me explain it again the exact same way. Only longer and with three more unrelated anecdotes.
(Was she not there, was she silent or was she just so scary that this reporter wouldn’t dare write anything? Maybe all of the above.)
Lestat: What I’m about to tell you is going to be hard to believe, but believe me anyway. And, my darling, remember to keep in mind just how handsome and debonair I am. At all times.
Armand: You are entirely right, Daniel.
Jesse: Listen, I’m a modern woman, I just stumbled into this. I know at least two people under the age of 5000.
Louis: …and although my heart might have died long ago, it still hungers. Or whatever sounds good, just make up some bullshit. There’s a good boy.
Bianca: Marius! Draw me like one of your french girls.
Cute nicknames to call your significant other
-whining coward of a vampire
Armand in TVL: *tells Lestat his story*
Lestat: Oh, Louis. Mon Cher. My dearest. My love. My-
Louis, not even looking up from his book: What have you done now.
Daniel: *finally gets turned into a vampire after years of begging for it*
Daniel: *Immediately gets roped into vampire politics, is suddenly responsible for helping to stop the obliteration of the human race, has a front row seat to the Ultimate Smackdown, during which some bitch’s head gets literally torn off*
PoutPointe du Lac
me about a horrible character: i love him he is my son
someone: i know he didn’t do anything wrong he was jus-
me: no he’s a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong don’t do that
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I hope it dies slowly
when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move