Marius: Oh, did you not understand? Let me explain it again the exact same way. Only longer and with three more unrelated anecdotes.
Gabrielle:…
(Was she not there, was she silent or was she just so scary that this reporter wouldn’t dare write anything? Maybe all of the above.)
Lestat:What I’m about to tell you is going to be hard to believe, but believe me anyway. And, my darling, remember to keep in mind just how handsome and debonair I am. At all times.
Armand:You are entirely right, Daniel.
Jesse:Listen, I’m a modern woman, I just stumbled into this. I know at least two people under the age of 5000.
Louis:…and although my heart might have died long ago, it still hungers. Or whatever sounds good, just make up some bullshit. There’s a good boy.
Bianca:Marius! Draw me like one of your french girls.
Daniel: *finally gets turned into a vampire after years of begging for it* Daniel: *Immediately gets roped into vampire politics, is suddenly responsible for helping to stop the obliteration of the human race, has a front row seat to the Ultimate Smackdown, during which some bitch’s head gets literally torn off* Daniel:
I-want-my-IWTV 