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i-want-my-iwtv:

overlook-hotel-survivor:

jehanjetaime:

Movie Meal Recreations

Interview with the Vampire, 1994

A sad slice of ham and like 10 grapes. Optional – two butter knives to eat this mistake.

#Nailed it.

adirotyndOH MY GOD tvc iwtv I never actually noticed jesus christ these fucking no wonder everyone KNEW y’all were goddamn DEAD ‘yes tonight I think we’ll have two (2) slices of ham and maybe some grapes but only a few’ ‘grapes go with ham right it’s been so long since I tasted anything but the blood of the innocent I can’t rly lol jk’ ‘I meant I just love grapes with ham it’s my fave dish I wrap the grapes in the ham’ and no wonder Yvette was practically in tears she’s over there like Red on OItNB ‘I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOOD’

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adirotynd:

elizabethplaid:

i-want-my-iwtv:

  • Interview w/ the Vampire w/ Bob’s Burgers
  • w/ subtitles/captions

I thought Bob was Lestat

lmfao I feel like he can’t be Lestat here literally and entirely because the words “I’m married” pass his lips as an objection to engaging in relations

Lestat is in fact married but this would interfere with his whims zero percent of the time

Lestat + monogamy = …. an enormous struggle. Louis thought Lestat dead at this point, but he was committed to Claudia, platonically. 

And yes, Bob was Lestat in the previous vid, but the dialogue worked better for Louis in this one! I’d love to use a Bob/Lin interaction that could translate as Lestat/Louis, tho…

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overlook-hotel-survivor:

jehanjetaime:

Movie Meal Recreations

Interview with the Vampire, 1994

A sad slice of ham and like 10 grapes. Optional – two butter knives to eat this mistake.

#Nailed it.

adirotyndOH MY GOD tvc iwtv I never actually noticed jesus christ these fucking no wonder everyone KNEW y’all were goddamn DEAD ‘yes tonight I think we’ll have two (2) slices of ham and maybe some grapes but only a few’ ‘grapes go with ham right it’s been so long since I tasted anything but the blood of the innocent I can’t rly lol jk’ ‘I meant I just love grapes with ham it’s my fave dish I wrap the grapes in the ham’ and no wonder Yvette was practically in tears she’s over there like Red on OItNB ‘I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOOD’

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We need FCPS (Fictional Character Protective Services)

i-want-my-iwtv:

everlastingporcelainMun’s unpopular opinion 

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adirotynd: #absolutely fucking weeping #fuck right the hell off #FCPS #for actual real #tvc #mater glorioso #justice for gabrielle #justice for bianca #justice for pandora #justice for akasha #no one fucking touch me

i-want-my-iwtv:

viaticumforthemarquise:

americachavez:

do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

Welcome to the Vampire Chronicles fandom, my friends. 

#vampire chronicles #//basically fan fic is how we survive #//if you think I’m exaggerating you aren’t one of us #ooc

#TRUTH

adirotynd:  #tvc #fandom woes #fanfiction means never having to say ‘tarquinn blackwood’

Good thing VC Vampires can see their reflections bc…

frankmorys:

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

adirotynd:

#vampires

#good

#but also good AR vampires have reflections

#can u fucking imagine if Lestat didn’t have one

#he would HANDCUFF Louis to him

#and just constantly ‘what color would u say my eyes are now louis’

#’still gray lestat’

#’no but we’re outside now so they’re probs picking up some highlights from the lamps

#and also i changed shirts this one is a much darker blue louis get with the PROGRAM

#’so my eyes are they more sapphire or are they edging on amethyst

#u can tell me be honest’

omg Hahaha!

Lestat Does the Thing: The Series

dreamlessmusic:

i-want-my-iwtv:

adirotynd:

  1. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Make a Six-Year-Old into a Vampire
  2. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Famous
  3. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Wake the Mother of All Vampires and Honeymoon with Her While She Slaughters Thousands
  4. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Human While Some Random Dude Takes Your Superman Body for a Spin

#accurate. Notice how this list stops at Tale of the Body Thief bc Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing actually gets so much crackier that it may not be possible to capture in synopsis. I’ll try tho:

Spoilers under the cut…

5. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Go to Heaven and Hell on Job Interview, it’s All Fun and Games until Someone Loses an Eye.

6. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: My Name is Armand and I am a Sex Addict, Etc. Also, Marius Totally Abandoned Me and He Sucks.

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This is so fucking accurate that it hurts. Because you can’t stop laughing and so your belly starts to ache and you can’t breathe and you make unproper noises trying to contain yourself, but you just can’t ‘cause it’s too damn funny.

But, yeah, poor Lestat. Always fucking up things. Well, at least for 3 books he wasn’t the one doing it. This is a comforting thought. He’s still a lost case though.

*cries* ^This kind of reaction is the reason I do this.