lmfao I feel like he can’t be Lestat here literally and entirely because the words “I’m married” pass his lips as an objection to engaging in relations
Lestat is in fact married but this would interfere with his whims zero percent of the time
Lestat + monogamy = …. an enormous struggle. Louis thought Lestat dead at this point, but he was committed to Claudia, platonically.
And yes, Bob was Lestat in the previous vid, but the dialogue worked better for Louis in this one! I’d love to use a Bob/Lin interaction that could translate as Lestat/Louis, tho…
god I just, I saw your username in conjunction with this post and I
he was special and unique because unlike other boys he hunted a wolf and while illiterate he totally wanted to read a book, and he talked a lot about clothes
adirotynd: #absolutely fucking weeping #fuck right the hell off #FCPS #for actual real #tvc #mater glorioso #justice for gabrielle #justice for bianca #justice for pandora #justice for akasha #no one fucking touch me
two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable
Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Make a Six-Year-Old into a Vampire
Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Famous
Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Wake the Mother of All Vampires and Honeymoon with Her While She Slaughters Thousands
Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Human While Some Random Dude Takes Your Superman Body for a Spin
#accurate. Notice how this list stops at Tale of the Body Thief bc Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing actually gets so much crackier that it may not be possible to capture in synopsis. I’ll try tho:
Spoilers under the cut…
5. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Go to Heaven and Hell on Job Interview, it’s All Fun and Games until Someone Loses an Eye.
6. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: My Name is Armand and I am a Sex Addict, Etc. Also, Marius Totally Abandoned Me and He Sucks.
This is so fucking accurate that it hurts. Because you can’t stop laughing and so your belly starts to ache and you can’t breathe and you make unproper noises trying to contain yourself, but you just can’t ‘cause it’s too damn funny.
But, yeah, poor Lestat. Always fucking up things. Well, at least for 3 books he wasn’t the one doing it. This is a comforting thought. He’s still a lost case though.
*cries* ^This kind of reaction is the reason I do this.
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