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cell113:

mastergodai:

didyouknowmagic:

tlrledbetter:

addesin:

etherslide:

“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know.  If anyone does, please tell me!

Edit:  Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art.  The genius in question is LordJazor !  Thank you!

“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers”

“for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle”

BLESS

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogged recently, but worth reblogging again.

Nothing can top this lol

My Ribs! 

I have reblogged this many a time and it never fails to make me laugh so hard I nearly snort my own lungs out.
Holy fuck, I love this-!

Do yourself a favor and watch this immediately.

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glorifiedguitars:

Gretsch Custom Shop Masterbuilt Champagne Sparkle Pink Penguin 

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docmuerte:

Eye of the Beholder

I’ve never found myself pretty so I made a quick comic that might help others with the same feelings

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nightghostboo:

Lestat de Lioncourt 

(music: Cinema Strange – Intermezzo: Bright Violet Euphoria)

lestatthewolfkiller:

Vampire Chronicles ~*Wolf Killer Aesthetic*~

AKA “every time I see a picture of a male model in a fur coat I yell “LESTAT!” and save it so you might as well have a photoset of it YOU’RE WELCOME”

fleurishes:

Bitch I’m crazy about roses. Roses in face masks, in hand lotions, dried rose petals in essential oils. Rose candles, roses between teeth or a whole bouquet of them pressed into my breasts or roses in the street that have been walked on, run over or flung at someone’s face. Rose tea, rose lemonade, rose lipstick, a rose in your hair, his lapel. Roses dead, roses vivid red. Petals leading from the doorway to the bedroom, rubbed like crayons into the sheets. I love roses so much I took five minutes out of my day to write this like???