Y’know i realize jokers appearance and personality, old timey jokester in a suit, was mostly accurate for the time he was created, maybe like a decade or two off, but never really changed….
So like, Imagine a modern joker who’s just as much of a goofball as 40’s – 66 joker but wears bright neon clothes from the 80’s and 90’s and has a more modern sense of humor. Like he’s still a clown but all of his crimes play out like shitposts, he robs taco bells at midnight, get’s everywhere on a pair of heelies and orchestrated the clown epidemic of 2016
This is what his wardrobe looks like he wears nothing but rainbows because he’s Gay
this is the worst thing i’ve ever drawn
Oh my fucking lard
Okay but I love this because it’s a combination of everything that is evil and hilarious and it’s absolutely the Joker.
This is better than 10000% of everything to do with the Joker in at least the last twenty years, other than the Lego Batman Movie
Yeah this is cool but how about a source? Every single one of these beautiful prosthetics is from The Alternative Limb Project which is run by Sophie de Oliveira Barata. She has made other incredible limbs as well. Check them out here!
I’m sorry for my absence, big things have happened IRL!
I applied, interviewed, and got a new job!! It’s a huge pay raise, but a huge increase in responsibility. I’ll start it next Monday.
(I was also sick, and that’s never fun. I’m still getting over it, but it’s just about done, thankfully.)
What this means, too, is that I don’t know if I’ll be able to be as present in the fandom during the day. Probably not 😛 But it’s a big move up, and it means that I have to have a clearer separation between fandom and work time, and I hope I can figure out that balance.
ANYWAY so I’m sorry that I dropped a number of conversations here and stopped answering asks for the past few weeks bc I was wrapping up my projects at my old job, and then this week I’m mostly offline visiting with family to celebrate the new job, so I’ll still be mostly offline.
I miss you all, I’m thinking of you, and I will be back in some regular way as soon as I can. I apologize again for dropping conversations, please know that it’s not personal at all, it’s that real life took over, and I had to go back on a soft hiatus here in order to keep up with the real life stuff. I’m still lurking but I probably won’t respond to chat/asks until things are more stabilized ❤
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly – not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
What if….Victoria was a closeted lesbian and accidentally marries Emily—who is bisexual—instead of it being Victor?
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In all seriousness though, I’ve always had this idea in my head since I first watched this movie twice in theaters and I’m finally making it come true because dammit I want to; this alternate story would’ve made my heart soar back when I was in the closet and had an embarrassing crush on Emily
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