♛Slim odds, if you are as tasty as you sound. And flattery makes me thirsty. Physical proximity, too. Unlike some, I can stop at just one bite, and you might not feel anything at all. Most find it rather pleasurable.
Shit where did I park Louis
The real question here is: Is he asking Louis where he parked (the car) OR is he asking where he parked Louis (the vampire)
Louis does not stay parked, it’s very inconvenient.
If you don’t love Lestat, you’re wrong.
What’s also kind of beautiful about this little moment (and part of why we love Lestat) is that we can see Lestat’s internal self-deprecation juxtaposed so starkly w/ his external display. Just a few lines after he reveals how “the sheer excitement was excruciating, and the love I felt for him was positively humiliating”, he has to immediately take a stab at Louis, somehow, and it’s almost stuttered out in these teensy bite-sized sentences:
“One thing, Louis,” “Those clothes. Impossible.”
He wants to make sure Louis is suffering as much as he is, w/o really injuring him, and if he has to stoop so low as to criticize his fashion sense, HE’LL DO IT, DAMN YOU. The Lestat we see in IWTV is an even crueler sassy bastard, much of it being self-defense for how much he was hurting during that time period, too ;A;
Louis is, fortunately, more durable than he appears to be, and clever enough to have figured this out, which is why they’ve survived each other been able to stay together so long ;]
“Tell your father that I can’t reach the asparagus.”
“He says he can’t reach the asparagus.”
“Tell your dad he’s closer to it than I am.”
“Why do we have to go through this EVERY night? ”
awwwwww, I love it when VC brings ppl together!
VC also won over a work person for me. We started off on fairly bad footing, and over time, I let out little hints that I was into VC. She reciprocated, and eventually we became friends over it! We no longer work together but she is one my fave ppl. We thank Lestat for the gift of bringing us together!
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