what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students
vampires falling in love with spry 90-year-old great-grandmothers
Uhh I guess this is right after Deacon came to NZ? Having just had to run away post-WWII plus being a baby vampire in his 110s makes for a tense friend. Thankfully things chilled out quickly. Look I just wanted to use the meme.
We watched “What We Do in the Shadows” a few nights ago (after drooling over the trailer for FOREVER) and it was SO DAMN GOOD!! It’s worth checking out! ^^ I knew it’d be funny but I didn’t expect to be so endeared to all the characters ahhh what a wonderful movie
♛Have you been naughty enough for a garter belt? *wraps an arm around her waist to still her, and also to measure* Well, you’re right about the size. You have a very nice figure, Ram. Have you considered modeling? It’s fun.
Surely your maker has set you up financially and you can afford a garter belt. It’s something you have to go try on in different styles and colors. Tell you what, instead of simply buying you what I think you’d like, we can go shopping for it together. As long as you clear it with your significant other FIRST, of course. Are you with Antoine these nights? I confess I am completely unable to keep track of the romantic ties of our coven. It’s a huge pile of bisghetti spaghetti.
So, shopping. How does that sound? *nuzzles his nose to hers playfully*
I’ve been doodling fan art but I’ve been so busy that I haven’t really refined any of it, so here’s a lil thing I did a couple of weeks back. The perspective is a bit off and Viago’s quite a bit taller than I meant to make him but I still thought it was cute enough to upload!
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