Dear Prince Lestat…. King of all inmortals… HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you have an awesome day (night). Love you forever andd ever.

♛My darling, my night has hardly begun and all these lovely wishes have been delicious appetizers for the main course… which remains a surprise to me. 

I owe you a nice long ride in the new Bugatti, at the very least. If he must be on the road for any length of time, a vampire king must do it in style, n’est-ce pas? *blows a kiss*

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Happy Birthday, monsieur! Once a face of my nightmares and now one of my darkest (and sexiest) fantasies, I hope you will enjoy this day (or night) and celebrate in the best way you see fit for such grand event.

I can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare… Either way you don’t wanna wake up from me… Oui, I shall raise a glass to you, anonyme.

[^X Lestat by Sec-sa]

Louis, help me! I have no idea why, but it seems that I seem extremely irresistable to a lot of guys and I don’t know how to handle the unwanted attention… Any advice?

♠(Louis) Tell these people, politely, that their feelings towards you aren’t mutual. If that fails, tell them more forcefully. They’ll get the message.