merciful-death:

ooc; “stfu u piece of shit”

“did you not listen to my talking for ten hours”

“you’d be so much more attractive if you didn’t open your mouth”

“i’d love to kill you but that’d be counterproductive since you need to publish this shit so lestat will wake the fuck up”

“yeah it didn’t have to end like that but MY LIFE IS FULL OF SORROW SO IT DID”

“GET OVER IT YOU’RE NOT FIVE THERE WON’T ALWAYS BE A FAIRYTALE ENDING”

“lol except nvm there will be because in like ten years Lestat and I will kiss and have sex in Carmel Valley”

^Accurate

Lestat’s Many Theatrical Affairs

viaticumforthemarquise:

(discussing Lestat’s lean body from learning acrobatics for Commedia combined with his predilection to have affairs with women whilst living with Nicolas)

[9/15/14 11:43:35 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: acro makes you lean
[9/15/14 11:43:42 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): AND FLEXIBLE
[9/15/14 11:43:47 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): oh my gosh
[9/15/14 11:43:49 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): i want fic
[9/15/14 11:43:59 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): of Lestat learning yoga/stretches
[9/15/14 11:44:03 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): from the acrobats!
[9/15/14 11:44:14 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): Jeannette maybeeee
[9/15/14 11:44:18 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): teehee
[9/15/14 11:44:25 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: yeah, that would end in sex for sure
[9/15/14 11:44:33 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): *grinning* DUH
[9/15/14 11:44:39 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: and then Nicki giving ‘stat a black eye
[9/15/14 11:44:48 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): YEP
[9/15/14 11:45:02 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): “we were just stretching, really”
[9/15/14 11:45:07 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): “with your clothes off?”
[9/15/14 11:45:20 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): “I wanted to um… see the muscles…”
[9/15/14 11:45:27 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): *bop*
[9/15/14 11:45:31 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: “So, did you just trip and FALL into her vagina?”
[9/15/14 11:45:35 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): hehehe!!!
[9/15/14 11:45:40 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: “And then fall out again?”
[9/15/14 11:45:48 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: “And then fall back in again?”
[9/15/14 11:46:08 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): “You see… ah… she was helping me reach an angle and i kept slipping…”

Gallery

merciful-death#[ Louis when he reads Prince Lestat ]