when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class
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Ugly, Ugly Vampires
Graf Orlok (Nosferatu 1922)
The Night Flier (The Night Flier 1997)
The Master (The Strain 2014-Present)
Iris (30 Days of Night 2007)
Mister Barlow (Salem’s Lot 1979)
The Reapers (Blade II 2002)
The Vampires (Stake Land 2010)
The “Vampire” “Armand” (Queen of the Damned 2002)
Yeah but why are there no ugly vampires
Nobody loves them enough to write about them *cries* or maybe they don’t want any attentions…
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