desanctii:

angelustheancient:

//I’m on a trip to a con right now, and I saw this, and I am laughing my ass off. @desanctii

ooc. This is like people spotting Elvis. HE’S ALIVE AND HE RUNS A RESTAURANT IN FLORIDA 

What would be good VC menu items tho???

– Coffintots – chicken fingers in coffin shapes

– Fledgling Fare – the kiddie menu

merciful-death:

devilsfool submitted:

Bon anniversaire, ma moitié.

226 years ago, I accidentally stumbled across you in a sordid little inn by the waterfront. Since that moment, my life has never been quite the same. 

I love you. Stupidly, foolishly, against both of our better instincts. Thank you for ignoring your better judgement and coming back to me, again and again and again. 

So…You wanted a bath? Let’s have a bath. 

Ah, and so lucky for you, that I have such poor judgement.  I love you too, mon coeur.

One could hardly turn down such a proposition, given the breathtaking view.

You even trusted me enough to have candles beside the bath.  I am flattered.