♠He’s easy to please.
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Why did the man dump ground beef on his head? Because he wanted a meatier shower
Your score: 1/2
Hey Louis do you wanna hear another dumb joke?
♠Hit me.
Imagine Lestat telling Louis that joke
Is Lestat available for when people want to complain about their lives
Does he look like the Complaints Department to you? Complain if you must, he might answer it. You know how he feels about whining, though.
Well you do act like a child sometimes
♛Well you’re not wrong about that. Btw: straws? SO FREAKIN’ COOL.
I want to pinch Lestats cheeks
♛Isn’t that sort of reserved for children? Are you calling me a child? I’ll fight you!!
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Or are you… do you mean my ass? It’s so strange that pinching, smacking, really any touching of the butt is so much fun to do. What reaction are we looking for when we do it? Anything! A jump, a giggle, but really I think we’re trying to motivate (or figure out whether there’s a chance of) sexytiems.
Louis says he hates it when I do any of that to him but it so often leads to a good result that I can tell you he’s sending mixed messages on that *winks*
I love it when he pinches my cheeks. Face or otherwise.
Confession: I really wanna get down and dirty with lestat. Real bad
♛ ♪Love me, hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to if you seek Amy♪
… how dirty are you prepared to get, avocat gris?
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I believe it was in “Queen of the Damned” in which Khayman spoke of a power akin to technopathy. He was able to understand the use, composition, and function of any device, down to a molecular level, by simply looking at it.
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I’m not sure that that’s the exact word for it, but the Ricean vampires in general have implied that they’re adaptive, inquisitive, they learn things easily and much faster than mortals. I can’t find the quotes to support it but I’m 99% sure that Lestat learned to read/write by watching people do it (his monastery schooling only gave him so much: ”I couldn’t read or write more than a few prayers and my name.” TVL)
You caught me I do want your blood
♛I meant that in the figurative sense but of course someone had to go and take it literally. *growls* Just because the first vampiric monarchy found themselves imprisoned, forced to share, doesn’t mean I’ll meet the same fate.
If anyone calls me “the Fount” or any repugnant variation of such, they’ll find themselves facing the business end of Louis’ scythe. Fair warning.
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