Michael: Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
Episode 3×02 “For British Eyes Only”
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Lucille: Here you go, hot tea, because that’s what you are: a hottie.
Episode 2×05 “Sad Sack”
PERFECT JUST PERFECT
Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did “nothing” cancel?Episode 2×09: “Burning Love"
George, Sr.: I don’t have time for your magic tricks.
G.O.B.: Illusions, Dad. You don’t have time for my illusions.Episode 1×01 “Pilot”
^It’s CANON!
If youre in the company of a vampire you dont know what are your statistical odds of dying/unknowingly donating blood?
That entirely depends on the unfamiliar vampire you’re with!
[memeything by vampiredevelopment]
There are a ton of different kinds of vampires out there but the scariest by far are probably those from I Am Legend or 30 Days of Night, they can’t be reasoned with at all and they don’t care if it’s a painful death either btw. So you are definitely gonna die if you meet them.
Ricean vampires: Your survival/blood donation odds depend on the vampire, their hunger-level, and their style of getting blood.
For example:
- Lestat can take a little drink from anyone and not kill, but when he kills he aims for major evildoers (”They’re easier, and they taste better!” so says movie!Lestat),
but he does slip up and kill innocents from time to time so you should still be careful. - Marius also goes for evildoers. Are you an evildoer? It has to be lots of evil, irredeemable evil. Not just minor evil. So don’t worry about him.
- Louis kills indiscriminately so if he’s hunting and he finds you, well you are SOL. Unless you can talk with him a little, if he gets to know you, he can’t kill ya ;]
- Armand used to go for those who wanted to die already but how much of that was his inspiring that desire in them or they had been wanting it already is up for debate.
- Daniel um, idk…. I would assume also goes for evildoers…
George: You know, I wine ’em and dine ’em, but I don’t let ’em tell me what to do.
(To dolls.) I don’t let ’em tell me what to do.Episode 2×13 “Motherboy XXX”
G.O.B.: The real problem is, she keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?
Michael: It’s probably wisdom.
Episode 3×11 “Family Ties”
Michael: Kids love boundaries. I mean,
look at these girls. Is this what you want?Tobias: Oh, God, no.
Michael: This could be where your daughter is headed.
Tobias: Oh, no, no, I don’t want this for Maeby
either.Episode 1×21 “Not Without My Daughter”
He’s right in this instance, but, AS IF, should Armand really be giving parenting advice? PARENTING IS NOT THE SAME AS BEING A COVEN MASTER OK SHUTUP
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Public Relations [1.11]
Not to mention whenever Daniel tries to ask him something. Or Claudia. Or anybody.
Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn’t work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I’m leaving my mother for you. You’re replacing my mother.
Lucille 2: Well, that’s healthy.Episode 1×12 “Marta Complex”
“WTF Lestat I am NOT NICOLAS 2.0 OKAY??! jfc…”
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