Louis to Lestat:There’s something I have to get off my chest
Lestat, under his breath:please say your shirt
Louis:what
Lestat:what
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Lestat:excuse me? i lost my daughter, Claudia. can i make an announcement?
person at the counter:yeah sure
Lestat:*leans into mic* goodbye you piece of shit
Interviewing the Other Vampire
Lestat: I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.
Daniel: Really.
Lestat: People know me.
Daniel: Well, I’m very happy for you.
Lestat: I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Lestat, IWTV:oh hell no, if anyone is going to be louis de pointe du lac’s boyfriend, it’s me
Lestat, IWTV:oh hell no, if anyone is going to have louis de pointe du lac’s child, it’s me
Lestat, Prince Lestat:oh hell no, if anyone is going to marry louis de pointe du lac, it’s me
Lestat:*gestures at Claudia* i have made a vampire child!
Louis:you fucked up a perfectly good little girl is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety
Claudia: *innocently* Louis, can you tell me about the birds and the bees?
Louis: Um, the birds are nice this time of year and bees are scary. V scary. Did you know they sting, mon petite ange?
Claudia: *squints* Louis, why are you sweating?
Louis, sweating profusely: *glancing about the room* I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.
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