me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun
nasa: u would die
me: i beg u
Tag Archives: dialogue
Lestat: Aww cute, night night baby.
Louis: I can’t fucking breathe.
Louis: I’m claustrophobic!
Lestat: Don’t be ridiculous. Pleasant dreams!
I love Louis’s reaction, like “I know I quite literally sucked the life right outta your beloved dogs but pls don’t scream. I’m a good person”
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the “T” on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?Episode 2×13 “Motherboy XXX”
I need a VC sitcom filmed exactly how The Office is.
Lestat: So I want to am going to do this thing…
Louis: *looks into camera as if he’s on The Office*
Daniel calls Armand’s cell phone:
D – Hello? Armand?
A – Yes, Daniel.
D – Remember that a while ago you’ve warned
me?A – You’ll have to be more specific.
D – Something about a carpet.
A – I remember.
D – What was it that you’ve said?
A – That if you’ll stain the blue Persian
carpet, I’ll be very displeased.D – You’ve mentioned something about the
things you might do.A – I have.
D – Certain actions you might consider.
A – Indeed.
D – I remember that the word
“pain” was mentioned a few times.A – That’s true.
D – You probably wonder why I ask.
A – Wonder is just a small part of a
great variety of emotions that I feel at the moment.D – Let’s say, hypothetically, there
happens to be a blood stain.A – Hypothetically.
D – What would one do?
A – Pour cold water immediately.
D – Immediately you say…
A – That’s what I say.
D – Where were you two days ago, huh?
Haha.A – …
D – …
A – …
D – Ha.
A – …
D – …
A – …
D – …
A – …
D – I love you.
Michael: Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
Episode 3×02 “For British Eyes Only”
Lucille: Here you go, hot tea, because that’s what you are: a hottie.
Episode 2×05 “Sad Sack”
PERFECT JUST PERFECT
Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did “nothing” cancel?Episode 2×09: “Burning Love"
my sister and i were having fun playing with this video game name generator and coming up with games based on it. and one of the choices was, to us, “a weird 1980s 8bit PC game lost to time” so i sketched this comic and you guys should be used to my “sense of humor”
and no, daniel can handle the viking baby game, armand. he just thinks you’re creepy.
I-want-my-IWTV 