Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.
SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND
Enter ENOBY
ENOBY
For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.
Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal
Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
A Beauty and the Beast AU where Belle realizing she loves Beast isn’t at some dramatic climactic event but during some randome everyday moment. Like, she’s filing her nails and just kinda glances up at him and he’s like doing something just as dull and it just kinda dawns on her that she loves him but she doesn’t voice it cause she isn’t exactly ready to confront thoes emotions and what they mean so she goes back to filing her nails but then is starts raining glitter and Beast is defying gravity in a glowing ball of light and the castle is changing back and everyone becomes human again. Then everyone is left in silent moment of shock and confusion and Belle, being completely unaware of what it takes to break the curse, is just staring around in horror while everyone freshly humanized comes running into whatever room she and Beast were in (probably the library) expecting to see something other than human Beast in a heap on the ground and Belle across the room in a chair frozen in shock and confusion and everyone just kinda looks at each other for a couple of seconds not realy sure what to say cause nobody is entirely sure what happened other than the curse was broken. Then Beast finaly gets up and looks around and realizes what this means and looks at Belle and is just like “you love me?” And Belle is just like “wat?”
I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts.
May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.
I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.
Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Vampire Chronicles – Anne Rice, Vampire Chronicles – All Media Types, Låt den rätte komma in | Let the Right One In (2008), Let the Old Dreams Die Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Armand/Daniel Molloy, Eli/Oskar (Låt den rätte komma in) Characters: Armand (Vampire Chronicles), Daniel Molloy, Eli (Låt den rätte komma in), Oskar (Låt den rätte komma in) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Blood Drinking, Mind Games, Armand can’t decide if he likes these two or wants to kill them painfully, Spoilers for Let the Old Dreams Die, Mortal Daniel, Family Fluff, Crossover, drug usage, Underage Intoxication, Being cruel to children
Chapter 3! This one got a bit longer than I intended, but there was a lot to cram in and I’m glad about how it turned out.
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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Vampire Chronicles – Anne Rice, Vampire Chronicles – All Media Types, Låt den rätte komma in | Let the Right One In (2008), Let the Old Dreams Die Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Armand/Daniel Molloy, Eli/Oskar (Låt den rätte komma in) Characters: Armand (Vampire Chronicles), Daniel Molloy, Eli (Låt den rätte komma in), Oskar (Låt den rätte komma in) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Blood Drinking, Mind Games, Armand can’t decide if he likes these two or wants to kill them painfully, Spoilers for Let the Old Dreams Die, Mortal Daniel, Family Fluff, Crossover
Chapter 2 sees a more civil interaction between Armand and the cherubic duo of Eli and Oskar. As they inch closer to better understanding one another Armand has to face the fact he’s not the only captivating creature in Daniel’s life.
past me: canon is sacred I must carefully fact-check everything to make sure it is canon-compliant
present me: canon is a box of scraps in a cave I’m gonna tear that shit apart throw away 90% of it and out of the good bits build something absolutely beautiful and amazing
Notes: SO I wrote this listening to the Bioshock soundtrack, so as an homage we’re naming the fic after this. And this is the song Antoine is playing! Anyway this is gross and I’m your local fandom nuisance, SARRY.