gentlemandeathinsilk
reblogged your post and added:

But the real question is… do you want to survive?

GET IT? GET IT? BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS SO BAD IT MIGHT NOT BE WORTH LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE IT EXISTS. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Yes this world is still worth living in, marred as it is by that film. This describes my feeling for that heartbreaking work of staggering genius (by textsfromthevampire):

[that poor miserable road manager]

gentlemandeathinsilk reblogged your shit and tagged it:

#I STAND BY MY OBNOXIOUS TAGS #ALSO LOVE YOUR BLOG #POOR DANIEL MOLLOY #GIF WARNING

YES STAND BY YOUR OBNOXIOUS TAGS DUDE, I STAND BY MINE! thank u for the compliment *u* 

And also yes poor Daniel Molloy, how different would the whole VC have been if Lestat really had ridden off into the sunrise with Daniel?

gentlemandeathinsilk
reblogged your photoset “gorgeous-fiend:  #NO #NO WAY DID MATER JUST SAY LESTAT LISTENS TO JON BON JOVI #NOPE NOPE NOPE”

#WHOEVER MADE THIS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES #POOR DANIEL MOLLOY #DANIEL MOLLOY IS PRECIOUS TO ME AND NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS #LESTAT DE LIONCOURT #DANIEL MOLLOY #THE VAMPIRE CHRONICLES #MY PRECIOUS VAMPIRE BABES

#ITWAS MEEEEEE #SORRYNOTSORRY

straight people reviews:

merciful-death:

gentlemandeathinsilk:

I see.

Platonic friends w/ benefits *wink wink* *nudge nudge* 

Sweeping your platonic friend off his feet when you first meet him:

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Clutching your platonic friend tightly against you as he gives you a hickey with attitude:

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Whispering sweet nothings into your platonic friend’s ear in the cemetery before feeding him your special sauce:

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Adopting a child to keep your platonic friend from leaving you and living together as a family for 60+ yrs? Yeah this is all very platonic.

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