Armand: You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you?
Lestat: As defending champion, are you nervous?
Tag Archives: har har
Oh man [X]
for @vampchronfic
♛You take such joy in pretending you’re /okay/, dearest. You’re so much better than “okay.”
Send "You take such joy in pretending you're okay" to see how my muse reacts.Is that so? Perhaps you should educate me, mon cher.
♛”Well the warm welcome you gave me last night was – I suspect – quite mutually satisfactory… Absence truly does make the heart grow fonder, non?”
I am far better than “okay” or “satisfactory,” based upon the sounds coming from you last night, yes. A reeducation is always warranted, of course. Particularly after time apart.
♛You were delicious… /are/ delicious. So good to know you missed me so much. (sings) If I said I wanted your body, would you hold it against me?
I-want-my-IWTV 