On The Record


Let me quote some people, with 100% accuracy.

Marius: Oh, did you not understand? Let me explain it again the exact same way. Only longer and with three more unrelated anecdotes.


(Was she not there, was she silent or was she just so scary that this reporter wouldn’t dare write anything? Maybe all of the above.)

Lestat: What I’m about to tell you is going to be hard to believe, but believe me anyway. And, my darling, remember to keep in mind just how handsome and debonair I am. At all times.

Armand: You are entirely right, Daniel.

Jesse: Listen, I’m a modern woman, I just stumbled into this. I know at least two people under the age of 5000.

Louis: …and although my heart might have died long ago, it still hungers. Or whatever sounds good, just make up some bullshit. There’s a good boy.

Bianca: Marius! Draw me like one of your french girls.



I’m meeting with my academic advisor today and let me tell you, a bitch is scared so I stress made these



The Vampire Chronicles + ao3 tags part 3


some guy: *is sad, pessimistic and has dark hair*

lestat: *already taking off his clothes* i’m going to marry this man

#Antoine#Lestat de Lioncourt#Louis de Pointe du Lac#Nicolas de Lenfent#🤭#oh my god i can’t believe i just saw lestat get murdered like that



Brb, going to spend the rest of my life making The Office/Avengers crossover comics.