"...Lestat's words made sense to me. I knew peace only when I killed and when I heard her heart in that terrible rhythm I knew again what peace could be... " - Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire
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Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.

HOUR OF THE WOLF
“It was the worst winter that I could remember, and the wolves were stealing the sheep from our peasants and even running at night through the streets of the village…
So early on a very cold morning in January, I armed myself to kill the wolves one by one.” – The Vampire Lestat
imagine a sleepover with all of your favorite characters. like. all of them. each and every one
I’m pretty sure that would result in at least two murders, a trip to the emergency room, and several accounts of arson.
#LouisdePointeduLac, this post called. It wants its matches back.

Never run from anything immortal. It attracts their attention.
When Lestat’s in the shower…
Louis: (waiting for Lestat to get out of the shower)
Louis: (hears him singing)
Louis: Will you quit singing?
Lestat: What?
Louis: QUIT SINGING. IT’S LAME.
Lestat: MON CHER
Lestat: WHEN I’M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
Lestat: MY BALLS
Lestat: AND MY SOUL

“I actually managed quite well without it, so it’s a wonderful bonus, rather than a burden.” – Christoph Waltz on his late claim to fame [x]“Oh, burn AFTER reading? Hold up, lemme just finish this one article…”
The Obvious Solution
But like in the months Abigail spent living with Hannibal, did she ever need an emergency tampon run and Hannibal had to drive out to a 7-Eleven and stand in the isle and make the decision between Tampax Pearl and Tampax Radiant?????
I’m just going to leave this here so my fellow Vampire Chronicles/Hannibal fans can mentally insert the obvious solution. Because I’ve not been around to torment you properly. 😛
#oh yes i went there #sorry not sorry #am a troll #hannibal #vampire chronicles

The Squickiest scene in the whole series. And 50% of the squick is the fact that poor David and Armand are just standing there watching it happen. It IS blood, after all.
[if you’re confused click the link for explanation: fanart by eeba-ism]
Murder husbands
Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality
#Murder husbands







