A patron requested Hannigram/Legend š Also submitting this for @hannibalcreative ās #lightscameramurder event, but Iām not sure if it qualifies because I put it up privately on my Patreon in December, so you guys donāt have to include it if itās questionable :))
After being wounded by the surviving unicorn during their first confrontation and nearly dying, Will sets out as the hero to stop Darkness, while secretly struggling with the betrayal and the ugly scarring on his face. When heās captured, he expects to be executed, but instead, to Willās surprise, the villain introduces himself as Hannibal, and declares that he can see the darkness in Will, and that theyāre a perfect matchā¦
Will resists throughout all of Hannibalās increasingly more convincing arguments, and then finally, relentsā¦ on one condition.
The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
Thatās cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
hail satan
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consentĀ
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on āI didnāt know I was a Satanistā
Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
Thatās right. If you aināt got no style, you be sinning.
*converts to Satanism*
it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, soā¦
1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked
2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them
3: When in anotherās home, show them respect or else do not go there
4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy
5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal
6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved
7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.
8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9: Do not harm young children.
10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Today in āShit, lets be Satan.ā
Iām a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!
I donāt usually post things like this on my blog but I thought itād be important for people to know that:
Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. āSatanā is the latin root for āthe one whom opposesā. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.
Throwing this back up here because Iām thinking about leading with it at the family reunion.
wow itās kinda like perking your head outside a window they always told you would be dangerous, and insteadā¦ you find only another view, interesting
Iāve known about this for a while and Iām so glad someone finally mentioned it hahaha
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