forev 21 but you look like you could go into a liquor store without having to show that id. im 22 and i look like im 14 imagine the stares. yes. you are a fuckton old. add the fuck a lot and it turns into fuckton. is the science of fuckery.

♛“Too bad that you’re trapped in the body of a child. I know ALL TOO WELL how frustrating that can be.”

“Okay now that I understand what a fuckton is, definitely a better word than a ‘shitload’ which I have also heard and really that’s not that much when you think about it as a real quantity, but yes, I am a fuckton old, and a fuckton wiser than I started out in this life.”

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I actually just discussed the vampire asexuality question here.

TL;DR, my feeling is that Ricean vampires are asexual in canon, but fully sexual in fanon (fanfic, fanart, etc.). #Your headcanon may vary #Judge not, that ye be not judged.

… and then again, that all depends on your definition of sex ;]

yeah thats right you’re like… how old again? ahaha i forget. like a fuckton old. in a good way.

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♛“Not that I blame them, I’m basically FOREVER 21!”

“I’m a ‘fuckton’ old? That’s really not specific enough, some people fuck a lot (ME) and some fuck not at all (or RARELY *ahem* not naming names), so really, that’s a nebulous amount, mouton.”

“Lestat, where is Louis? Rats are all over the place and he’s gone…” – Claudia

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i-want-my-iwtv:

♛He stood with his arms folded, taking this all in, gnawing at his knuckle. It was a troubling vision, these desiccated little bodies, maybe twenty of them, scattered about the parlor. Only a few had made it unto furniture, most were on the floor. Probably flung from the door near the foyer. 

Even in his most angered state, Louis could no more stand to collect those dead bodies than do so in order to bring them back to their home. No, this didn’t seem like his doing at all.  

Claudia’s little heart-shaped face shone as she looked up at Lestat, her slight eyebrows merely painted worry above mischievous blue eyes. He sighed, deeply regretting that they had ever told her about Louis’ previous diet. Not that they could ever have kept it from her, fiercely inquisitive by nature, she had discovered all on her own that she could kill animals. She had a taste for pampered house cats in particular.

“Perhaps he has finally grown weary of us both, dearest.” Lestat concluded, gathering up the corpses in a wastebin. Claudia watched, leaning coquettishly in the doorframe. She didn’t respond, absorbed in her own thoughts, only her hair moving in the slight breeze disturbed the illusion that she was actually a still portrait gazing out at no one.

It was true that Claudia was not a small child anymore. She was a woman eclosed into a child’s body. A real torture for her many times. A torture that se tried to forget.

At his reply, Claudia put her mind to use, tying to think of possible places that Louis could visit. “Perhaps…” she started. “The graveyard where his wife is buryied. Or out in the streets, walking like a lost man around alley ways.” She said, watching him with a smile as he walked to her once more, taking her into his arms. 

“Oui, let’s.” She giggled at the nickname he had given Louis, she loved it. Her smile turned into agrin when the blond vampire planted a few kisses onto her cheeks. “We should go out soon anyway, I’m starting getting hungry.” Her cheeks were a bit flushed, indicating that she had to feed.

♛The cool spring air felt good on his skin, clearing the scent of the dead animals from them both. Claudia’s hand worked into his hair pleasurably. She leaned into his comforting embrace and he let himself relax into a kind of contentment, despite the purpose of their search.

What could Louis be up to? Is he in on this as well?

 Lafayette cemetery was a few miles from their home, so it was in that direction that Lestat piloted them through the French Quarter’s evening crowd. Lestat told her where they were going and she suggested a route that would also take them through the alleys Louis had wandered with her. 

Or is he simply out, and we’ll stumble upon him killing? There would be an ornery Papa Noir for such an offense, for God knows how long.

 Louis’ wife had been in the cemetery at Pointe du Lac plantation, and then moved to Lafayette after the fire. This was before Claudia existed as she did now. When she was still a child in her mortal father’s arms. Lestat shook off a little wave of guilt, locking eyes with her briefly, claiming her as his own again with a kiss to her forehead, nuzzling into the sweet scent of her hair.  

And now what was she?

Flesh of his flesh, right down to the perfect little shining fingernails.  More importantly, she thirsted. They were just about to pass an older man preaching about the end of days when she squirmed in his arms. Lestat set her down.

Your storytelling was so good that I spaced out and didnt see it coming that you’d turn David. Thats not like me. Usually im spot on with stuff like that. I knew it was like you to do it but i forgot and Im embarrassed.

♛ “Ohhh! Oh. Well…” Lestat trailed off. 

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“To be honest I didn’t see that coming, either.” He ran a hand through his hair, shook it, letting it fall back into his face. “I had planned to keep tormenting him with immortality until he was on his death bed begging for it.” A smile drew across his lips and then vanished.

“The fact is that David was there for me, we were bonded powerfully in that experience… my emotions were almost too much for me to bear and he was my rock through it all. There were moments when I wanted to give up, sobbing into his arms like a child. The feel of his hands on ‘my’ body felt alien. When he spurned my advances, it hurt, why not support me in that way, as well? Is that not another form of comfort? Closeness?” 

“I understand now that some of that resistance on his part was due to his performance anxiety. Also, I think he still couldn’t see me inside that body, the man that I was and offered him was still a stranger to him.” Lestat swept his fingertips across his desk, clearing a little dust absently.

“His rejection was on my mind that night when I did it to him. His kind and soothing soul wed to that already attractive body drew me like a moth to the flame. At first I internally justified just touching him. Then I justified kissing him, then just a Little Drink. By the time I’d given myself permission to do those, I just… needed more. Needed him. Needed to try to have him with me always.” 

“He has since forgiven me but I will always feel that there’s a betrayal between us that can never be healed.”

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“Shoutout to merciful-death, vagabonddaniel and i-want-my-iwtv who are like mom, dad, and uncle Lestan for our community. They’re super nice people and great roleplayers, I want to thank them for the time they put on being pillars of our community, organizing stuff, leading discussions, creating content and in general being awesome and keeping us together.”

Awwwwww! What a lovely message! 

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I think I can speak for all three of us *~parental figures~* when I say all we want is to enjoy this fandom together with u all! 

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Personally, I love getting impressions from ppl just starting reading the series, as well as ideas from ppl who have already read and reread some or all of the VC. The headcanons ppl share are inspiring and the fanartists breathe visible life into these characters we all cherish. The silly stuff, the meta discussions, the RP… it’s a gift that keeps on giving to support such a fandom. 

So thank you for following us, for sharing back with us, and if I could quit my job and just do this for a living I WOULD DO THAT IN A HEARTBEAT so much fandom love back to you, and the original writer of this lovely sentiment.

“Lestat, where is Louis? Rats are all over the place and he’s gone…” – Claudia

livingdollclaudia:

i-want-my-iwtv:

♛He stood with his arms folded, taking this all in, gnawing at his knuckle. It was a troubling vision, these desiccated little bodies, maybe twenty of them, scattered about the parlor. Only a few had made it unto furniture, most were on the floor. Probably flung from the door near the foyer. 

Even in his most angered state, Louis could no more stand to collect those dead bodies than do so in order to bring them back to their home. No, this didn’t seem like his doing at all.  

Claudia’s little heart-shaped face shone as she looked up at Lestat, her slight eyebrows merely painted worry above mischievous blue eyes. He sighed, deeply regretting that they had ever told her about Louis’ previous diet. Not that they could ever have kept it from her, fiercely inquisitive by nature, she had discovered all on her own that she could kill animals. She had a taste for pampered house cats in particular.

“Perhaps he has finally grown weary of us both, dearest.” Lestat concluded, gathering up the corpses in a wastebin. Claudia watched, leaning coquettishly in the doorframe. She didn’t respond, absorbed in her own thoughts, only her hair moving in the slight breeze disturbed the illusion that she was actually a still portrait gazing out at no one.

Claudia stood by the frame of the door, watching him as he removed the dead bodies as Louis had left them there. As Lestat spoke, she let her brain to process his words, not replying yet and staying where she was.

She was feeling the night spring breeze blowing her golden curls and pale soft skin, focusing on the calmness this made her feel. Her eyes closed for some moments then before opening again, Lestat being he first one they saw once more. He was putting the last body into the bin when her lips parted to speak.

“You have no idea where he went again… do you?” The child-looking vampire asked with the softest of voices, looking back up at him after her eyes pierced the bloody floor where the rats lay moments earlier.

♛His curiosity was piqued at her insistence at this game. It must be a game. What was she trying to do? She was no longer a little child inside that body. Her gaze was sharp. 

“Ah, I haven’t seen him, he hasn’t left us any message, where do you think he would be at this hour, ma petite?” He put the bin outside by the garden refuse for the maid. The rug would need to be replaced.

Returning to Claudia, he dusted his hands off on his pants, checked that he had his billfold and keys, and swept her into his arms. “Let’s go out and find Papa Noir, shall we?” 

Lestat couldn’t resist planting a few kisses on the cool skin of her cheek as they left the flat.