ooc; Every now and then, I rediscover this video, and I never regret it ever.
+9001 to whoever made it.
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Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus? – Lester Burnham, Interview with America’s Beautiful Vampire

G.O.B.: So you came back here to hide like a child.
Michael: What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?
G.O.B.: Hiding from a child. Big difference.
Episode 3×02 “For British Eyes Only
Louis is hiding from Claudia, obviously.

Fuck you. I am a constant fucking delight. [X]
Neil Jordan, certified vampire therapist.

Michael: Tell me the truth, okay? ‘Cause there’s been a lot of lying in this family.
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake [1.22]
ooc; I put the scene where Louis became a vampire in Gizoogle
Omfg
Highlights:
- “there was no time in Lestatz plan fo’ anythang but his thugged-out lil’ plan.” – is there /ever/ any time in Lestat’s plan for anythang but his thugged-out lil’ plan?
- “…he pressed his bangin right fingers against mah lips n’ holla’d, ‘Be still. I be goin ta drain you now ta the very threshold of dirtnap, n’ I want you ta be on tha fuckin’ down-low,…’ ”
- “ ‘Well shiiiit, it is your consciousness, yo’ will, which must keep you kickin it.’ ” – This is excellent life advice, really.
- “ ‘Has you done eva lost a pimped out amount of blood, biatch?’ axed tha vampire. ‘Do you know tha feeling, biatch?’ ” – Well, do ya, Daniel? DO YA, PUNK?
- “ ‘How tha fuck pathetic it is ta describe these thangs which can’t truly be busted lyrics about..’ ” – Indeed.
- “I opened my eyes n’ checked mah dirty ass up in a moment of reachin fo’ his wrist, befo’ grabbin it, forcin it back ta mah grill at all costs; I checked mah dirty ass because I realized dat tha drum was mah ass, n’ tha second drum had been his.” – Drum asses. How romantic.
- ” ‘Quit lookin at mah buttons,’ Lestat holla’d.“ – His buttons are mesmerizing.
-CASUALLY PEES PANTS BECAUSE MOTIONLESS IN WHITE AND MARILYN MANSON ARE PLAYING WELCOME TO ROCKVILLE THIS YEAR-










