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Buster: That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.
Key Decisions [1.4]
Mama always said, “don’t make every moody brunette you’re attracted to into a vampire.” But I didn’t listen.
“Disaster, my son.”
Take this out of context, and you get a sitcom about a laughably inept gay vampire couple and their passive-aggressive adopted daughter.
Was that not the movie? Cuz that was totally what I got.
It definitely was.
If you’ve read the book you know that it’s exactly that.

Beef
Does anyone else ever run their tongue along their teeth and think “these should be sharper”


Michael: I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority
Michael: That is nice, but this time it’s not enough.
Episode 1×09 “Storming the Castle”


Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people’s spirits.
Episode 1×15 “Staff Infection”
Oh Lestat and Louis. They’re a regular Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau.