Once the pen is dipped it just wants to make pictures. I’m not responsible for what happens. Though it’s worth noting that Bella sees the same therapist as these guys. He specializes in vampires after all. And Bella has problems. Mostly with self-esteem.
This artist is so intellectually stimulating, plus, her drawing style is very classy, the faces are so expressive. I’m prescribing Therapy with the Vampire.
This is all i-want-my-iwtv’s fault. 😛 She pointed out a particularly horrifying passage in The Vampire Armand (no spoilers, but… Claudia), but on the way to it I found another quote during Armand’s ramble about how his life as a Satanist got ruined. And my partner and I were watching Staying Alive at the time and shit just happened:
“It came swaggering and camping through the lighted streets of Paris as though God had made it.”
“It came swaggering and camping through the lighted streets of Paris as though God had made it.”
“IT CAME SWAGGERING AND CAMPING THROUGH THE LIGHTED STREETS OF PARIS AS THOUGH GOD HAD MADE IT.”
The Vampire Lestat, as described by the Vampire Armand, everybody.
*DYING* I have had some adult beverages, so that may be influencing me a little teensy bit here, but dammit, NICE WORK cloudsinvenice!!!
Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Make a Six-Year-Old into a Vampire
Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Famous
Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Wake the Mother of All Vampires and Honeymoon with Her While She Slaughters Thousands
Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Human While Some Random Dude Takes Your Superman Body for a Spin
#accurate. Notice how this list stops at Tale of the Body Thief bc Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing actually gets so much crackier that it may not be possible to capture in synopsis. I’ll try tho:
Spoilers under the cut…
5. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Go to Heaven and Hell on Job Interview, it’s All Fun and Games until Someone Loses an Eye.
6. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: My Name is Armand and I am a Sex Addict, Etc. Also, Marius Totally Abandoned Me and He Sucks.
7. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: This Crazy Mayfair Chick Stole my BF But it’s Cool and I’m Gonna Accept Her Anyways. Also, my BF Tried to Commit Suicide,but it was Cool, bc I Brought Him Back to Life in a Highly Professional and Gentlemanly Manner Group Bloodbath.
8. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: My Name is Marius, I Love Painting, I Babysit Our Parents, and I am Bad at Relationships, Etc. Also, Akasha Told Me Not to Rescue Armand so Quit Calling me a Shitty Guy.
9. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: My Name is Quinn, I’m a Hot Dude who Needs Help Exorcising my Demon, Crazy Chick Stole Who Lestat’s BF Accomplishes this and Ends Up Going to Heaven in the Process. Presumably.
10. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Mona. Taltos. Rowan. The Story Defies Accurate Synopis.
A.K.A. “I have HAD it up to HERE with you and your CRAP, you glorified fop!”
Nine times out of ten, Louis just sits there and sulks. I like to think that somewhere in that sappy mess of hair, there’s some other emotion besides self-pity.
Probably not.
Claudia gives me the creeps, but kudos to her for giving Lestat the old one-two. 😆
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