vampiredevelopment:

Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people’s spirits.

Episode 1×15 “Staff Infection”

Oh Lestat and Louis. They’re a regular Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau.

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Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus? – Lester Burnham, Interview with America’s Beautiful Vampire

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Neil Jordan, certified vampire therapist. 

jehanjetaime:

Angelic remarked how these pictures would be equally fitting with Louis, Armand, and Lestat. So I HAD to do it.

They’re shopping for Benji. Gold Giorgio Armani hot pants go with fedoras, right?

Lestat is offended bc he can’t tell that they are looking at hot pants, he thinks Armand is appraising Louis’ package.

MEANWHILE Lestat is wearing a Brooks Brothers suit like some kind of IRS analyst or some crap ffs. STOP IT WITH THE BROOKS BROTHERS.