
Michael: I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority
Michael: That is nice, but this time it’s not enough.
Episode 1×09 “Storming the Castle”

Michael: I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority
Michael: That is nice, but this time it’s not enough.
Episode 1×09 “Storming the Castle”


Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people’s spirits.
Episode 1×15 “Staff Infection”
Oh Lestat and Louis. They’re a regular Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau.
ooc; Every now and then, I rediscover this video, and I never regret it ever.
+9001 to whoever made it.
Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus? – Lester Burnham, Interview with America’s Beautiful Vampire

G.O.B.: So you came back here to hide like a child.
Michael: What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?
G.O.B.: Hiding from a child. Big difference.
Episode 3×02 “For British Eyes Only
Louis is hiding from Claudia, obviously.

A sketch of Lestat (left) and Louis (right). I’ve just started reading The Vampire Lestat >:-P
Neil Jordan, certified vampire therapist.

Angelic remarked how these pictures would be equally fitting with Louis, Armand, and Lestat. So I HAD to do it.
They’re shopping for Benji. Gold Giorgio Armani hot pants go with fedoras, right?
Lestat is offended bc he can’t tell that they are looking at hot pants, he thinks Armand is appraising Louis’ package.
MEANWHILE Lestat is wearing a Brooks Brothers suit like some kind of IRS analyst or some crap ffs. STOP IT WITH THE BROOKS BROTHERS.