“When had it happened that arterial blood was not enough, and he must rip out the heart and suck it dry also? When had it started that he had to lick the most vicious wounds for the little juice they would yield? He could exist without this, yet he couldn’t resist it, and so he sought—or so he told himself—to make the very most of it when he feasted.” –Prince Lestat, Marius and the Flowers.
I don’t remember what ethnicity she was supposed to be specifically, Greek? A year ago @evan-wheeleroffered Eva Green as Akasha but now that we have Nicki Minaj…. that role is sorta cast in my heart!
Aside for what the social justice warriors might say re: her ethnicity, I think Eva Green would be great as Pandora.
This is hard bc tbh I don’t pine for any of the three but OK HERE WE GO:
I can’t marry Bianca because I am a straight lady myself. I don’t think Marius or Armand would fuck or marry me if I killed one of them so… I’m forced into this first choice :-
Kill: Bianca- c’est dommage 😦 But I just don’t want to marry or fuck her so consider it a mercy killing. I would take no pleasure in it whatsoever, but I would have to set it up that I killed her in self-defense, which would be the only acceptable reason to do it, bc I wouldn’t be able to keep it a secret from powerful Mindly Gifted Marius and Armand who would definitely not Fuck or Marry me if they found out about a cold-blooded murder of their dearest Bianca!
Marry: Marius- choosing between him and Armand, overall I’d say Marius is more stable, he’s had long-term relationship experience with women and especially the alpha-personalities-clashing thing which would definitely happen between us. Plus “Burnadette de Romanus” would look great on paper.
Fuck: Armand- I wouldn’t marry Armand because I wouldn’t want him to get too relaxed and stop trying to impress/please me sexually, as sometimes happens in marriages. He’s probably a better lover than Marius, so he’d be my Mister (y’know? Like the way men have ‘mistresses’? Like that!). We’d keep it a secret from Marius bc I feel like canon!Armand would prefer it that way.
The other reason I picked Armand for Fucking privileges is because he knows how to party better than Marius, and I don’t need to prove that by sharing examples bc that’s just CANON.
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