♛ The Joker said it, but the fact that he’s fictional doesn’t make it any less true for many reasons.

For example, if I were to start performing for my adoring public for free, well, you would cry out for concerts in every city! The prep for the tour and travel would take up an enormous amount of time, it would cut into my hunting time, I could become malnourished… tours take time, energy, money… there’s little chance I could persuade Louis into coming along so there would be separation anxiety… from him more than from me, of course. 

For now, I’ll sing whenever the mood strikes me, unplanned, improvised, to random people on the street or shared with coven members of the highest taste. If you really must hear me, wander around Rue Royale in New Orleans at night, late, after I’ve fed, and you just might hear my beautiful voice *blows you a kiss*.