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THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:
“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“
80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!
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He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “
12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes
HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.
10 minutes
“loki looked both ways, making sure it was safe to cross the bifrost before shouting, “lesbians assemble”
Lestat: have you ever done something ridiculous just to prove that you could?
Louis: do you find philosophy comforting or exhausting?
Daniel: have you ever gone into a project without realizing just how far into it you would end up getting?
Marius: was there ever a subject that made you want to become a scholar?
Eleni: have you ever been involved in theatre?
David: If you could relive your youth again, would you do it differently?
Claudia: how far would you be willing to go to get what you want in life?
Everard: what VC city would you prefer to live in? Rome, Paris, Venice, NOLA, Rio, etc.?
Armand: are you a natural leader? or do you just go with the flow of things?
Flavius: Ancient Rome or Ancient Greece?
Enkil: advice for a really bad break up? (break…its a pun.)
Zenobia: what are the origins of your name? (or URL)
Pandora: are you happier alone or with significant other/close friend?
Raglan: if you could look like anyone in the world, who would it be?
Rose: do people tend to underestimate you?
Madeline: have you ever collected anything?
Dora: are you religious/spiritual?
Magnus: do you believe in ghosts?
Babette: do you feel responsible for your family, even if you’re not the head of it?
Santino: Do you prefer all black or all brights?
Akasha: when’s the last time you felt unbridled rage at someone/something?
Davis: can you dance?
Quinn: did you grow up with any ghost stories?
Nicholas: do you feel under appreciated?
Merrick: have you ever been interested in the Occult/magic/witchcraft?
Arjun: would you enjoy being a leader?
Killer: do you have a wild and secret backstory?
Rhoshamandes: have you ever been the villain in someone else’s story?
Maharet: are you close with your siblings?
Mekare: are you quiet or outspoken?
Jesse: what’s your favorite decade for music/fashion/pop-culture?
Vittorio: do you open up easily to strangers, or keep your story to yourself?
Mona: were you spoiled as a child? or did you have a difficult time growing up? both?
Gabrielle: would you enjoy rainforest hikes, safari trips, etc.?
Riccardo: do you have any friends that insist on breaking rules?
Viktor: do you look like your parents?
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