thebibliosphere:

thejollywriter:

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onewingandabrokenhalo:

thebibliosphere:

I just had a hilarious conversation with someone on IM who wants to remain anon, I can’t imagine why, regarding the types of magic in Phangs, and allow me to just say without anymore preamble, no, the vampire does not need to use blood magic and or necromancy to sustain an erection 😂

He manages just fine on his own, thank you.

To your tags

If he doesn’t need to feed before it how he get boner and stay boner?

My vampires are human like in their physiology. Just extremely long lived and mildly demonic, particularly before their morning coffee. Which is not to say that they don’t drink blood, it’s just less prevalent in their day to day unlives than popular myth would have most folk believe.

“Really?” Nathan asked, sounding almost a little bit disappointed with his answer. “The whole virgin blood thing is a myth?”

Vlad cleared his throat delicately, gaze rolling up towards the ceiling and making a careful study of the crumbling plaster. “I wouldn’t exactly say it was a myth, not quite...”

When Nathan failed to fill the silence that followed he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Look, one megalomaniac with a fetish does not an entire species make, all right?”

Nathan held his hands up. “All right.”

“And besides, have you tried finding a virgin in this day and age? Oh I’m kidding, don’t look at me like that.”

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait is this entire book about punny gay idiots who happen to be undead??????????????

That…about sums it up yes. Think Addams family meets Terry Pratchett punnery and rage. Cause that’s what I’ve been told it reads like. And hahaha your tags, I’ve been calling it a satirical romance this whole time :p