♛“I’m learning new slang every day! Actually, I’d already heard of all these, but thanks for keeping me informed. Definitely used What the fuck, bruh? on Louis plenty, especially when he’s had… let’s just say: pyrotechnical malfunctions.” 

“Fuck’s so flexible.”

“And by the way, Louis and I tend to slip into cursing in the French of our times when we’re in the throes of passionate… debate.”