Because this is needed
tw: gore; horrifying imagery.
**SOME SPOILERS AHEAD**
aries: Lestat eating Dora out on her period
taurus: Lestat getting mesmerized and lost in Walmarts
gemini: Tarquin Blackwood’s turning from drinking genital blood
cancer: Lestat describing urination for two pages
leo: LIKE 14 PAGES OF CAMEO BUTTONS
virgo: Marius ripping off Mael’s head to fix it
libra: Lestat eating Mekare’s brain through her eye socket
scorpio: LESTAT’S CLONE SON
sagittarius: Armand cutting Nicolas’ hands off
capricorn: Lestat losing an eye
aquarius: The whipping scene in The Vampire Armand
pisces: Lestat’s attempt to have sex as a human
Can someone explain why Daniel Tosh was dressed as Louis de Pointe du Lac for tonight’s (5/27/14, Season 6 Ep. 15) of Tosh.0? I just happened upon it when it was nearly over and well… there you have it.
Update: Thanks u internet (skeletalroses and iron-crucifix) which explained me a thing! See the notes for explanation.
ooc; no literally I just write off all of Louis’ wtf characterization in Merrick as “well he was under a spell” and “well he was bound to crack someday”
I-want-my-IWTV 