G.O.B.: The real problem is, she keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?
Michael: It’s probably wisdom.
Episode 3×11 “Family Ties”
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Michael: Kids love boundaries. I mean,
look at these girls. Is this what you want?Tobias: Oh, God, no.
Michael: This could be where your daughter is headed.
Tobias: Oh, no, no, I don’t want this for Maeby
either.Episode 1×21 “Not Without My Daughter”
He’s right in this instance, but, AS IF, should Armand really be giving parenting advice? PARENTING IS NOT THE SAME AS BEING A COVEN MASTER OK SHUTUP
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
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Not to mention whenever Daniel tries to ask him something. Or Claudia. Or anybody.
Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn’t work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I’m leaving my mother for you. You’re replacing my mother.
Lucille 2: Well, that’s healthy.Episode 1×12 “Marta Complex”
“WTF Lestat I am NOT NICOLAS 2.0 OKAY??! jfc…”
G.O.B.: Ah, she wants to talk to you. Got it.
G.O.B.: For some reason, women feel safe around you. Maybe because you’ve only had sex four times.
Michael: Four women, not four times
Episode 1×12 “Marta Complex”
#does anyone else remember that part in iwtv where claudia asks louis what sex is like #and he gets all huffy and is like GOOD NIGHT MADAME #i think he literally says that #and it’s like one of my favorite parts because louis is being insufferable and endearing at the same time #which is pretty much his main skill
Yes! It went like this:
“`It was something hurried, […] and … it was seldom savored … something acute that was quickly lost. I think that it was the pale shadow of killing.’
” ‘Ahhh …’ she said. `Like hurting you as I do now … that is also the pale shadow of killing.’
” ‘Yes, madam,’ I said to her. `I am inclined to believe that is correct.’
And bowing swiftly, I bade her good-night. “
Lucille: I want you out of the house.
Oscar: Oh, I want you everywhere.
Episode 2×02 “The One Where They Build A House”
Michael: Did I just wake you up? I didn’t even know
you were home.Lindsay: No, Michael, I don’t just sleep all day.
Narrator: Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael
that she tried meditating to calm herself but ended up taking a two-hour angry
nap.Episode 1×07 “In God We Trust”
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- HE IS YOUR BROTHER/PARENT
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- Lestat asks the real questions.
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- this is what they wear to sleep? has they not heard of footie pajamas?
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- he was not.
Gob: And guess what else … Dad kissed me!
Michael: How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture.
Gob: I didn’t say he was totally into it!
Episode 2×18 “The Righteous Brothers”
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Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help.
Episode 1×19 “Best Man for the GOB”He said the same thing about Nicki and the French Revolution.
HahahahodeerlawdSTAHPstop mah face hurts!!!
Michael: Boy, the lengths you’ll go to sleep with a woman.
Gob: Believe me, we didn’t do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn’t.
Gob: Yes, I did.
Episode 1×17 “Altar Egos”Lestat sleeps with women but I changed it to man because fuck heteronormativity plus it fits better on the page.
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