“WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS: THE DEACON DANCE”
Video here .

^When you become a vampire, you become very… sexy.
“WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS: THE DEACON DANCE”
Video here .

^When you become a vampire, you become very… sexy.
“Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then, you think, ‘Oooh, those are some nice pants!’”
♛Have you been naughty enough for a garter belt? *wraps an arm around her waist to still her, and also to measure* Well, you’re right about the size. You have a very nice figure, Ram. Have you considered modeling? It’s fun.
Surely your maker has set you up financially and you can afford a garter belt. It’s something you have to go try on in different styles and colors. Tell you what, instead of simply buying you what I think you’d like, we can go shopping for it together. As long as you clear it with your significant other FIRST, of course. Are you with Antoine these nights? I confess I am completely unable to keep track of the romantic ties of our coven. It’s a huge pile of bisghetti spaghetti.
So, shopping. How does that sound? *nuzzles his nose to hers playfully*
I’ve been doodling fan art but I’ve been so busy that I haven’t really refined any of it, so here’s a lil thing I did a couple of weeks back. The perspective is a bit off and Viago’s quite a bit taller than I meant to make him but I still thought it was cute enough to upload!
More zelfies :[
He is a virgin. He is a virgin!
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement
Deacon batting at the computer screen trying to catch the mouse cursor when Stu was demonstrating a computer made me realise that the vampires are basically cats. Enemies to dogs/werewolves, stringent but confusing standards of hygiene and grooming, primarily nocturnal, thrive off human blood, etc – would chasing a laser pointer be that unlikely?
Look, there’s only so much you can really do for fun when the power goes out and the weather outside sucks and Deacon’s an easy target ok
