♛Ye gods, you really don’t want to write your essay! There’s nothing you could offer me to do it for you, even “the sex.” I wouldn’t want to deprive you of the sense of accomplishment you’ll feel when you’re done with it. Which really, to some people, is better than sexual gratification.

(FYI there are plenty of naked horny bodies shoved at me without the essay requirement.)(I mean I already wrote 9 novels and another is in the works, I’ve paid my essay payments! My “essays” are what got me so much damn attention, don’t you want to hone your own skills and be in as much demand as I am?!)