Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus? – Lester Burnham, Interview with America’s Beautiful Vampire
Tag Archives: Another typical night at the Rue Royale
Can vampires masturbate.
I mean, I know we can’t feel sexual arousal, but…
Like, can you bite yourself? Is it the same?
Calm down there, Talamascan. -grins-
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- Behold! Rudolph de Pointe du Lac by xlongedfordeath
♫Won’t U light my slay tonight?♫
for xlongedfordeath!
Another typical evening at the Rue Royale.
At this point I realize I am basically re-editing the movie to add back in all the UST. Whatever, whatever, I do what I want.
11/7/14: Happy birthday, Lestat! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
“A-ha” moments. “Ah, AH!” moments. Same difference.
this one dedicated to vampchronfic ❤
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This is every night spent with Lestat, truly.
I think that’s a bit of an exaggeration.
That is true, I suppose. The rest of your time is spent fawning over nude photographs of your mother, of which I loathe finding around the house.
Lestat interrupts his bedtime story with an interlude of self-adoration
hoping that Louis will pet him or kiss him to shut him up! #Tactical immaturity
~#Another typical night at the Rue Royale~
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