viperhowl:

sixpenceee:

This deep red velvet human heart cake is a perfect treat to make for Halloween. Here’s instructions on how you can make it.

It literally looks so fucking good omfg

We need this for when a VC cosplayer is willing to re-enact the whole QOTD scene involving eating a heart…

Hey, happy birthday! :* :* (I hope I’m not too late)

Merci beaucoup! Never too late for birthday wishes ;D It was 3/16 but the confusion is my own frickin’ fault for letting many lovely messages get buried in my inbox, so I’m the tardy one, replying nearly 4 months late *gasp* *swats self w/ rolled-up magazine*

Also never too late for moar birthday caaaake…

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Laura Shull]

And wow you are loyal, you’ve been following me since 11/13/14! Thanks for sticking w/ me I bet half my jokes are old to you now OH WELL