That wouldn’t even surprise me at this point tbh but how about this: In the very last book, Claudia wakes up as a mortal child and hugs her living mom bc this WAS ALL A SWEET DREAM OR A BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE.
Lestat is an excellent dancer bc he practices on corpses. As for the singing, well, he struggles with the desire to entertain ppl at the slightest provocation. It will be an issue at the wedding.
[This anon was responding to a L/L wedding-related post. Keep an eye on #VC Wedding Hysteria 2K16 for more about that topic]
The Vampire Lestat starts. we see Lestat underneath someone as he and the mysterious character are makin’ out on a bed. the lights are off. Lestat says “i love you” between breaths. there is a silence as both pause. we feel a sense of peculiar deja vu. we wait as suspense builds and the character above him conjures a response: “I see.”
[X insp.]
Let’s be real here. The only reason Lestat is going to Atlantis is because Louis can’t set him on fire there.
HOLY SHIT
But can you guys imagine when we get to the Auvergne castle in “Blood Paradise” and Lestat is all like “dudes, we need a password just in case the plebes attempt a coup d’état”?
Can you imagine Marius knocking on the door and rolling his eyes as he says the password: “Louis’ thighs are succulent”?
I-want-my-IWTV 