I’m not that much taller. I’m a couple inches shorter than Lestat. Maybe 5 inches taller than Armand, when he’s not wearing heeled shoes, and the man owns a lot of heeled shoes.
Pros: I can make short jokes. Cons: I get punched for making short jokes.
me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet
//It is my firm headcanon that Daniel Molloy taught Armand to drive, during Armand’s “learn all of the technology” phase. Which had to have been about the most frustrating and simultaneously terrifying experience of Daniel’s young mortal life. (Can you imagine trying to teach Armand to merge onto a freeway while he’s more concerned at watching the speedometer and asking how it works? CAN YOU?)
“It’s not legal to drink while you’re in a car, Daniel.” “STOP LOOKING AT ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE GODDAMN ROAD.”
For this reason, I also think Daniel never stops giving Armand shit about his driving and always tries to insist on taking the wheel when they go anywhere together in a car (this is a fight he probably loses a lot.)
my sister and i were having fun playing with this video game name generator and coming up with games based on it. and one of the choices was, to us, “a weird 1980s 8bit PC game lost to time” so i sketched this comic and you guys should be used to my “sense of humor”
and no, daniel can handle the viking baby game, armand. he just thinks you’re creepy.
I-want-my-IWTV 