Armand: omg louis why wont you love me i mean i only killed the woman you were in love with like SPECIFICALLY so that i could have you instead but god i thought you’d be OVER that by now what is your damage
unionthesalmon: #omg armand you little shit #vampire chronicles #I ALSO MAY HAVE TRIED TO CUT HER HEAD OFF AND PUT IT ON ANOTHER VAMPIRE’S BODY #BUT IT’S OKAY RIGHT AT LEAST I TRIED??? #LOUIS WHERE ARE YOU GOING LOUIS LOVE ME
send a ‘✌' for a gizoogled confession.Yo crazy-ass immaturitizzle astoundz me, Nicolas. I had hoped dat if I was ta eva hook up you, we might become playaz of sorts, fo’ you question tha way dat I do. It disturbs me dat you view me ta be yo’ replacement when dat aint tha case. Lestat falls up in ludd quicker than what tha fuck is imaginable ta you or I.
Yo crazy-ass mockery angers me n’ I lash out, feelin as though I be bein dragged down ta yo’ level. I wish dat it would cease. There is lil point ta dat shit.
Yo crazy-ass immaturitizzle astoundz me, Nicolas.
THIS WHOLE THING IS KILLING ME OK
Tengo tan mala memoria…
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHA YESSSSS! THIISSSSS!!!
//Rough Translation//
Louis: Lestat, (do) you love me? Say it, please.
Lestat: Of course I do, Nicolas, I mean… Louis.
[X]
I just wanna add my 2¢ to this whole ‘TVC charas w/ blogs’ thing:
- I’m pretty sure Daniel would have a Blogger/WordPress/Livejournal type-thing.
- Lestat de Lioncourt would be the motherfuckin’ KING of instagram, thank you very much!
- Louis de Pointe du Lac’s vaguely unsettling, passive aggressive twitter account. It’s verified.
- Armand getting “accidentally” Vine Famous.
Louis: (waiting for Lestat to get out of the shower)
Louis: (hears him singing)
Louis: Will you quit singing?
Lestat: What?
Louis: QUIT SINGING. IT’S LAME.
Lestat: MON CHER
Lestat: WHEN I’M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
Lestat: MY BALLS
Lestat: AND MY SOUL
pointedulac added:
ARMAND: DANIEL SINGS IN THE SHOWER SOMETIMES. HE PREFERS CLASSIC ROCK BUT THE OTHER DAY IT WAS KATY PERRY. I TURNED OFF THE WATER. HE HAD TO GO OUTSIDE AND RISE THE SHAMPOO OUT WITH A HOSE.
DANIEL: THAT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF.
ARMAND: IT WORKED, DID IT NOT?
DANIEL: THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO SHUT SOMEONE UP IN THE SHOWER.
ARMAND: I’M NOT GOING TO REWARD YOU FOR POOR CHOICES.
DANIEL: TECHNICALLY, THAT’S THE CRUX OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
ARMAND: *GLARES*
DANIEL: *GRINS*
LOUIS: WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SING A VAMPIRE LESTAT SONG?
ARMAND: I BURN DOWN THE HOUSE.
for those days when you just want to take a nice hot bath and set a dick on fire
Lestat: I got you a present Louis… *smiles sweetly*
Louis: *silently looking at the full set of unwrapped candles*
Lestat: What? I thought you love candles?!
Louis: *silent*
Lestat: Ungrateful little &$#@… *stomps off laughing*
Louis: (waiting for Lestat to get out of the shower)
Louis: (hears him singing)
Louis: Will you quit singing?
Lestat: What?
Louis: QUIT SINGING. IT’S LAME.
Lestat: MON CHER
Lestat: WHEN I’M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
Lestat: MY BALLS
Lestat: AND MY SOUL
merciful-death: “Prediction: Lestat is guilty of this and after three hundred pages of him attempting modern slang, he’s finally crowned Pope Lestat.”
LOUIS: What the hell is this? (picks up vial from coffee table)
LESTAT: Oh, that. Just something I picked up somewhere.
LOUIS: (opens it, sniffs) Is that blood? A mortal’s blood?
LESTAT: FUCKING HELL, LOUIS, IT’S A HOLY RELIC, YOU’RE TAINTING IT!
LOUIS: I’m tainting it??! Oh no! Now I’m COMPLETELY damned… *rolls eyes*
I-want-my-IWTV 
