Jim Jarmusch’ I Don’t Care Sex Hair….
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A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
Dracula’s whole “The children of the night! What music they make!’ thing is a lot funnier if you take as canon Stoker’s notes that vampires are insensible to music. Cause then he’s not trying to be all poetic and gothy, he might just not be able to distinguish between the crying of his lupine minions and whatever those goshdarn mortals churn out on their new-fangled pianofortes and all.
Lestat’s a brat
but a legal brat
#eloquent eloquence

Michael: What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Michael: Family.
– Episode 1×01 “Pilot”












