
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
FUCK, MARRY, KISS. SEND ME 3 NAMES.
Fuck: Oh, mon Dieu. Do I have to pick one? Bianca.
Marry: Marius. But that’s very, very messed up–just so we’re clear.
Kiss: Armand. With a chair. To his face.


Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did “nothing” cancel?Episode 2×09: “Burning Love"

Michael: Kids love boundaries. I mean,
look at these girls. Is this what you want?Tobias: Oh, God, no.
Michael: This could be where your daughter is headed.
Tobias: Oh, no, no, I don’t want this for Maeby
either.Episode 1×21 “Not Without My Daughter”
He’s right in this instance, but, AS IF, should Armand really be giving parenting advice? PARENTING IS NOT THE SAME AS BEING A COVEN MASTER OK SHUTUP

Lucille: You’re my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Episode 1×08 “My Mother, the Car”
1. Claudia
2. Antoine?