When you’re motivated to write smut out of spite

yourshipisfine:

queerlybeloveds:

lyresnake:

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@nihilnovisubsole

Thing is, most today´s anti´s are too young to get the joke.

Which makes it doubly hilarious.

Also u guys those lemons are REAL?? I think?? and for sale!

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isobelenough:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Lestat can be like a big dumb puppy sometimes, and he also has selective hearing loss. OF COURSE SHE WANTED ANOTHER DOLL like of course she did. Did he consult w/ Louis first? No. No, he did not.

Carrie Seeking Hardly for Sex Now! Click Her

So like, do not click the link, clearly, pornbot, (and grammatically so off that idk if if Carrie is not really interested, it says she’s hardly seeking sex currently, or how I’m supposed to click her, pffft) but of all my posts, THIS is the one that gets this reblog and link, and it gets it often?? This makes no sense to me. WHAT IS PORNOGRAPHIC HERE?? This is like one of the most SFW posts on my entire blog like whaaaat? I AM CONFUSION.

monstersinthecosmos:

JUST

STOP

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merciful-death:

ooc; So, I finally pre-ordered PL & The Realms of Atlantis, and I just noticed the description on Barnes & Noble’s website.

“When any of the 12,000-year-old self-cloning aliens called Replimoids take center stage, there are interesting sparks. They soon fade, though, as Lestat and his confidants (and the reader) wait for anything to happen. But when Kapetria, who speaks for the Replimoids, begins to give real information to Lestat and members of his court about Amel and the Replimoids’ origins, the book finally catches fire. Initially, the concept of adding aliens to vampires, spirits, and witches is an eye roller, but Rice exhibits tremendous skill in making the impossible seem not only possible but logical.”

I have literally been joking for two years that the next book would involve aliens vs. Lestat, because it feels like shit’s gotten that insane

w h at–

what the fuck

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