A fire.

Hannibal Interview With a Vampire AU
Someone please write this I need it with every fiber of my being
::screams::
“perhaps you’d like another cigarette?”
“yeah, i suppose i would. it’s not bothering you, is it?”
“no.”
Also, how do you clean your coffin Lestat?
♛”Well, first I have to evict my victim…”

“I have my coffins made so the lining is replaceable, fortunately. Necessary feature as I do tend to get messy in there, whether it’s from a victim rudely bleeding in it or… sexytimes with Louis…”
There is something obscene about this novel. It makes the lives of these beings seem attractive. You don’t realize it at first; it’s a nightmare and you can’t get out of it. Then all of a sudden you’re comfortable there. You want to remain. Even the tragedy of Claudia isn’t really a deterrent.
Jesse Reeve, Queen of the Damned
I KNOW THAT FEEL SISTAH.
I wanted to forget him, and yet it seemed I thought of him always. It was as if the empty nights were made for thinking of him.
That entirely depends on the unfamiliar vampire you’re with!

[memeything by vampiredevelopment]
There are a ton of different kinds of vampires out there but the scariest by far are probably those from I Am Legend or 30 Days of Night, they can’t be reasoned with at all and they don’t care if it’s a painful death either btw. So you are definitely gonna die if you meet them.
Ricean vampires: Your survival/blood donation odds depend on the vampire, their hunger-level, and their style of getting blood.
For example:

“Summer 1997. First time away from home unattended by parents, and the first thing I did was rent and watch “IwTV” the one night I was staying at a cousin’s house. I bought the book the next day and smuggled it into Church Camp with me. I spent the two weeks I was there reading and re-reading it at night under the covers with a flashlight crying because finally, there were queer characters. Beautiful, ethereal queer characters. It was the first time I was no longer afraid of not being straight.”