
I can’t wait for Prince Lestat!
Another typical evening at the Rue Royale.

Lestat has a way of explaining things.
WHY DOES IT BOTHER ME SO MUCH THAT MY STOMACH ISN’T FLAT
LIKE
NO ONE
CARES
LITERALLYNO ONE
EXCEPT MEPEOPLE COULDN’T CARE LESS THAT I STORE FAT ON MY STOMACH
SO WHY DOES IT MAKE ME WANT TO WEAR HOODIES AND SWEATERS TO ETERNITY
BECAUSE THE MEDIA IS FUCKED & GETS INSIDE YOUR MIND
YES THAT’S TRUE
AND IT DEFINITELY IS FUCKED UP
I AM ALLOWED TO LIKE MY ROUND AND JIGGLY BELLY
Martin Rolinski would make a great Lestat WITH OR WITHOUT THE BELLY ON DISPLAY HERE, BELLIES ARE OKAY.


o hai hannibal

Do you think these two would get along? Which version of Hannibal? The original movie? The prequels? The TV series? I’m curious. They both eat ppl, after all…

LET ME EXPLAIN U A THING

Good manners are always important.
send me 'have you evers' and i will reply with yes or noYes.
merciful-death: #[ lestat qualifies as satan ]
Yes, yes he doessss ^____^