when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move
Tag Archives: LESTATUESQUE
“Look, the number of murders I’ve committed has no bearing on my desire for human companionship and the amount of cuddling I should receive.”
weird noises: happen in the wee hours
me, unaffected: the only supernatural and ominous force in this place is me and i was here first, so whatever and whoever you are you need to Go
I-want-my-IWTV 