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ooc; Spoiler alert: Blood Paradise is just a book of Lestat’s dad jokes
Viktor: Dad, I’m horny.
Lestat: Hi horny, I’m dad.
ooc; Okay but Louis won the “irritate Armand” game once by just being 100% apathetic for decades until one night Armand was like “i GIVE UP i CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE” and left him and Louis’ only reaction was chewing on grass like a fucking cow
“See this is why I don’t wear nice things, Lestat. People use it as an excuse to pet me. Or grab me. *siiiigh*”
me reading every Vampire Chronicles book ever: lestat pls don’t
What Lestat thinks: 
[via versaillesrose, here]
this asshole has already killed dogs and now he’s munching on a child seriously lestat should put him out of his misery
merciful-death: ooc; My mother
We watch a movie when we eat dinner together and guess what we watched the first half of tonight
Lestat doesn’t know how to quit Louis.
Basically what happens during every IWTV rewatch EVER
ooc; Other quotes from my mother while watching the first half of Interview with the Vampire
“Are these two gay for each other” – about Louis and Daniel
“Tom Cruise is the beautiful one” – STEP ASIDE LOUIS
“WHY DO ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE DIE”
“Lestat’s always on top. No wonder Brad Pitt was miserable.”
“This guy needs to stop abusing animals and just kill people”
“Do they ever kill men or are they trying to hide that they’re gay”
“I swear that interviewer is giving him the eye”
“This is the second fire in thirty minutes”
^THIS. I want her commentary on SO much more.
ooc; Louis de Pointe du Lac: Master of making fledglings and having them die like two seconds later
//no but what i really wanna know is
When antoine shows up in the street outside trinity gate and starts playing the violin like a crazy person and drawing a human audience
How did THAT conversation go, I mean now I’m just imagining it like,
Armand: The hell…?! *rolls up sleeves*
Louis: Oh… it’s whatshisface!
Armand: You know this guy??
Louis: Uhh he’s um. Lestat’s fledgling.
Armand: *gritted teeth* Of course he is. *reluctantly puts down flamethrower, takes deep breaths* Welp better get him in before he attracts the whole city. How is this my life i swear… *goes off muttering*ooc; Ok but let’s talk about the fact that Armand lists everyone in their household as loving Antoine but Louis.
#exactly how it went down #ooc
^EXACTLY how it went down. Yep.
# Armand having to deal with Lestats trash since 1780
ooc; I’M FUCKING DONE
June: i just hope to god it’s never translated into norwegian because marius is a really common name here, especially with like my generation and younger, so it’ll just sound like a kids tv show
Mᴇʀᴄɪғᴜʟ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ ≧^◡^≦: WHAT
Mᴇʀᴄɪғᴜʟ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ ≧^◡^≦: MARIUS HOSTING A KID’S TV SHOW
Mᴇʀᴄɪғᴜʟ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ ≧^◡^≦: THAT SHOULD NEVER
Mᴇʀᴄɪғᴜʟ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ ≧^◡^≦: EVER
Mᴇʀᴄɪғᴜʟ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ ≧^◡^≦: HAPPEN
I-want-my-IWTV 